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8/26/2008 所谓想入非非就是在上班时间拥挤的地铁上面无表情的站着,满脑子都是那年夏天走在尼斯那个完美的月牙滩上的场景。。。 Quote 在驶向托斯卡纳的火车上... 7/20/2008 Image du Jour.《短歌行》
这首诗应该很有名,不过,貌似只有前面四句常被引用。。。 6/26/2008 想发财想疯了
Listen to this one: You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club. You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, you sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks. Now these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop - as a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. Now this is the smart bit - you send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now you see how many people cash that cheque - not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying cheques?
中文翻译 成立一家电动阴茎技术开发公司。在主流白领丽人杂志上刊登广告,最新一代日本电动阴茎,体感舒适,附带可爱兔子、机器猫、Hello Kitty形象头部,云云。每个售价150人民币起,仅售人民币150圆。接受汇款,款到发货,汇款地址为大发科技贸易公司。然后,以“电动阴茎开发公司”的名义给每个人寄回汇票,“由于中日东海问题谈判恶化,我公司决定从现在起抵制日本产品,此电动阴茎停止发货”。然后,看看有几个人会去邮局领那150人民币。谁会让邮局职员知道自己的那个需求呢? P.S. 最近想钱想疯了,坐电梯的时候想起来的 PS2: All glory goes to “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” and Guy Ritchie. 6/24/2008 一声叹息做领导的好处是可以用公帑去各处玩,虽然澳门不在我的列表里,不过要是有人请我用上班时间去我肯定就去啦,再说下次说不定就去我想去的地方了。所以,做领导有做领导的好处哦。
正好这拨人住的是Venetien,干脆上一张04年我拍的叹息桥。
无他,上来发个牢骚。
P.S. Google venetien边上的广告居然是Bellagio,美国人可以的。
P.S. 又 P.S. 其实威尼斯之行大家的重点不在旅游,而在大雨的八卦。可惜时过境迁某人貌似还是孤魂野鬼,只是早已不知道调了多少次枪头。我其实很佩服他每次都像初恋一样投入。也难怪,看他打羽毛球的样子,像吃了大力丸似的有永远不会穷尽的能量。只不过人不能和命争,一切随缘吧。 万能的LIVE人肉引擎啊谁能推荐一款linux的带adsl modem的路由器啊(linksys wrt系列不算,因为不带adsl modem,左一个设备右一个设备太麻烦)。
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